$20,000 a year to lay on the main floor of FPU's Administration building. Got to love college.
The great thing about college is no one cares if you go a few years without getting a haircut.
Even with a dislocated pinky I was still a baller.
The most influential person in college: Professor Sandler.
Kids don't try this at home. Now, before you scroll down any further please listen to the first 30 seconds of this.
As you can see, I have nothing up this sleeve...
...or this sleeve. And after I hear the magic words from my boney assistant...
...(poof) Ta da!
Wait, which one is the skeleton?
ReplyDeleteNo Jimmie mooning the camera picture?
ReplyDeleteLOVE THOSE PICTURES, NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN FRESNO. ALL ALONG I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING.
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I love your G.O.B. impersonation. I have that song on my current mixed CD which I always play in the car.
ReplyDeleteIf I wasn't so lazy I would download The Final Countdown and Mr. Roboto so that I could pretend to be GOB and Buster. I guess I would also have to download Afternoon Delight to be like Michael, though most people will think of Anchorman, not AD, if they heard that song.
ReplyDeleteJulie, I would never moon a camera. I do not know what you are talking about.