Old School Furniture

I have no doubt Kramer would include the following coffee table if he were to revise his book today. I also think some one should expand on this idea and create lamp tables shaped like the game cartridges.

Wasting time

Add this live Mario Brothers reenactment to my list of favorite Internet videos relating to the original Nintendo. Also, this toy is every little brother's worst nightmare.

Old School

Here are my top three Internet videos relating to the original Nintendo in ascending order:

3.) A live version of Mike Tyson Punch-Out!

2.) The 10th inning of Game 6 of the 1986 World Series played on RBI Baseball

1.) Someone beating Super Mario 3 in 11 minutes

Ideal Baseball Lineups

With summer just around the corner I have decided to link to a few hypothetical baseball lineups. The first one is a guide on how to fill out the lineup card if your team consisted of classic Nintendo characters. This second link is the "ideal roster of an American League baseball team composed only of famous Davids without obvious athletic ability." And if you Kevin Costner fans are feeling a little left out then you need to read this. Of course every manager wishes he could pencil in this guy every day. (Yes I did just link to a very lengthy, analytical break down of Bugs Bunny. What is worse is that I actually read the entire thing.)

And to preemptively answer all of your questions: No I did not use any of these pick up lines on Christina.