RIP

No tears were shed as I read this.

More Simpsons

Too cheap to buy all The Simpsons DVDs? Try this website. Every Simpsons episode on demand. Best. Website. Ever. (Via Pop Candy.)

Of course the first episode I watched was Homer becoming Bart's pop warner coach. Some highlights: Martin only wearing one shoe yet kicking with the foot that has the shoe on it, Homer heckling Flanders, and Homer cutting everyone.

I also forgot to pass along more NFL picks for Week 2 (by Moe) and Week 3 (by Krusty).

College (Photo) Flashback

Inspired by one of Adam's recent posts I have decided to share some of my favorite college pictures.



$20,000 a year to lay on the main floor of FPU's Administration building. Got to love college.



The great thing about college is no one cares if you go a few years without getting a haircut.



Even with a dislocated pinky I was still a baller.



The most influential person in college: Professor Sandler.



Kids don't try this at home. Now, before you scroll down any further please listen to the first 30 seconds of this.





As you can see, I have nothing up this sleeve...



...or this sleeve. And after I hear the magic words from my boney assistant...



...(poof) Ta da!

Soccer Shenanigans

I apologize to all you soccer fans out there, but here is another reason why soccer is lame. Ok, maybe that was a cheap shot but how could this referee ever get another job again? If you watch the video you will see the ball boy blatantly kicks the ball into the net, yet the goal is still allowed. My favorite part is the ball boy doesn't even use the same ball that was just in play.

Via Deadspin.

The Ladies Man

I'm barely three months old and my mom is already trying to marry me off.



All of the ladies in the picture are in our small group. Of course no one really cares about the dads. (Single tear.)



That's my boy! Not much competition for him. I guess Dillon is already prepping himself for what college life at Fresno Pacific feels like.



How you doin'?



No wonder the ladies can't resist this guy.

You're Cut

Some people are more excited about football than I am. I have nothing against football, I just think it is highly overrated. I usually stay up to date on football via the Sports Guy's weekly picks and Sportscenter. But now I have a new source of information, Homer Simpson.

That is right, Homer has picked his winners and losers for Week 1. Of course, any mention of Homer and football and I think of the classic episode where Homer coaches Bart's pee wee team. Click here to see the hilarious credits to the episode.

Ready, Set, Ok Go

To some of you this is old news but for those of you who haven't seen the Ok Go video I urge you to watch it below. The choreography on the treadmills (yeah, you read that right) is mesmerizing.

I first learned about this video a few weeks back on The Colbert Report but I kept forgetting to pass it along. Going against traditional releases, the band posted their home made video on Youtube. This is not the first time they have done this, check out the first video here. Now sit back and enjoy.

Weight Watchers

A new study has linked what you weigh by what you watch. According to the study I am obese because I watch My Name is Earl, Prison Break, and have caught a few episodes of House. But I am also skinny from watching Homer, Peter, and Cartman. For some delicious irony click on the previous three links. Mmmmmm, irony.

Of course, everyone of all shapes and sizes watches Lost. Proof of this can be seen by these two college kids who snuck their way unto the set and posted their pictures on Flickr.