Look Who's Talking

If life was like the movies, what would be the inner monologue of this picture? My guess is below. Feel free to add your guess in the comments.

Taylor: In a couple of years, I will be dressing these two up in my princess dresses and forcing them to play house with me.

Dillon: If she even thinks about dressing me up I'll knock her out with this toy.

Kaleb: Yeah, those bubbles were from me. What ya goin' do 'bout it?



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Now playing: Dave Matthews Band/Maceo Parker - What Would You Say [1994]
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